Saturday, March 28, 2015

Itty Bitty Thoughts

You think I am not listening, oh but I am. When you think I am saying "sit", I am really saying "shit". I hear it a lot and I am just trying to figure out the right context.

Also, the "oh, f*ck" you thought you said silently, I heard it. I am just waiting until that perfect time to embarrass you in public. 

Thanks for the new words mommy and daddy.

It might be time to filter what you say, just saying.


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